A Joke

A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon. The wife being embarrassed by her husbands loud snoring decided to bring a needle to the next service and poke him when he nods off. The husband as always fell asleep.

When the preacher asked, ‘Who created the world in 6 days and rested on the 7th?’
The wife stuck her husband with the needle and he jumped up and exclaimed, ‘Oh my God!’ The preacher said, ‘That’s correct’ and the husband sat down mumbling to him self. He soon fell asleep again and when the preacher asked, ‘Who died on the cross to save us from eternal damnation?’ The wife stuck her husband with the needle again and he jumped up and exclaimed, ‘Jesus Christ!’ And the preacher said ‘Right again.’

With this the husband felt suspicious of his wife and decided to catch her red handed. The husband pretended to fall asleep while keeping an eye on his wife when the preacher said, ‘What did Mary say to Joseph after Jesus was born?’ the wife started to poke her husband again, but before she could the husband jumped up and exclaimed, ‘If you stick that damn thing in me again, I’m going to break it in half!’